Ray nearly disowned me at lunchtime on Thursday. Following lovely cheeseburger goodness at Maccy D's, I patted my mouth down, you know, as you do - and reached into my bag to reapply my lip balm.
WHAT. IS. THAT. she asked...
Ray and I have both been faithful followers of the beloved metholated chapstick for years and years but recently I have jumped the boat, and that's what's upset her. I'm sorry girls, but it's got to be said...Chapstick, I'm breaking up with you. I just don't feel the same way anymore. It's not you, it's me...
And it's all for this little baby...
WHAT. IS. THAT. she asked...
Ray and I have both been faithful followers of the beloved metholated chapstick for years and years but recently I have jumped the boat, and that's what's upset her. I'm sorry girls, but it's got to be said...Chapstick, I'm breaking up with you. I just don't feel the same way anymore. It's not you, it's me...
And it's all for this little baby...
Palmer's cocoa butter formula lip balm. Oh god it's good. It tastes like a hint of chocolate milkshake, softens and protects my lips, and I can't get enough of it.
Oh the shame. Pass my scarlet letter then, it's official. I've cheated on the chapstick.
Oh the shame. Pass my scarlet letter then, it's official. I've cheated on the chapstick.
Love JEM xxx
I must apologise for an overuse of the ellipsis (the ...) in this post, just realised. Find some new punctuation, JEM.
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oo I need to try this!
ReplyDeleteIn reply to my blog i have tried Boi-ing and i dislike it! Its too thick and makes me look orange! (im so pale its unreal!)
anyway new follower up here! xx
This made me laugh! That stuff does look amazing though!! Greaaat post!!! xx
ReplyDeleteThis seems like a lovely product.
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great post you always make me laugh xxx
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I'd have been marched out of afore mentioned Maccy Ds because I am a complete lipbalm tart - chapstick, Blistex, Nivea, any-old-one-on-bogof-at-Boots, me I'm not proud or loyal...not tried cocoa butter though, will need to investigate. Thanks for making me laugh. Jan
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteYou have actually tempted me to go and try this now :)
Fee x
I swear by this lipbalm, the others just don't cut it anymore!
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